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A Second Penis

By: BugmanPublished: 02/02/2000
 
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Little Billy tells his teacher, my dad has a second penis.

O- Billy, Mrs Wood said no man on this earth has a second penis.

Billy said, my dad has, a little one to take a pee, and a big one to "Brush Moms Teeth"!

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cute (0 replies)
started by Fakhry01
(05.29.2001 9:27:10 AM EST)

cute
that what he noticed

You Have two ears but one toung only

u what (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(12.05.2000 6:18:08 PM EST)

This is really dire not at all funny

gay (0 replies)
started by poostabber311
(11.24.2000 11:44:45 PM EST)

this was gay

leave me alone im a biggott and i dont like you

YOU ARE WRONG! (0 replies)
started by Morpheus170
(08.14.2000 8:23:35 PM EST)

LLLLLLOOOOOOOLLLLLL
HEY, BILLY, THE ONE WITH WHICH YOUR MOTHER BRUSHES HER TEETH IS MINE, YOU ASS HOLE!

overated (0 replies)
started by Pwee92
(08.14.2000 6:28:37 PM EST)

that wasn't worth loading

gayshit (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(07.21.2000 7:15:46 PM EST)

that was the gayest joke that i have ever heard.it was so SHIT

GAY (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(07.18.2000 1:08:52 AM EST)

GAY

i don't get it. (0 replies)
started by bjshadow
(07.17.2000 2:46:01 PM EST)

i don't get it.

Ride the Log Ride: *Caution* you WILL get wet!!

well Fuck ya (0 replies)  
started by davearama
(07.17.2000 2:52:36 AM EST)

to all yall mutha fuckas who thought the insignificant shit was,......well insignificant, FIRST BITCH!!

davearama

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