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	"In 2000, alone, obesity costs totaled the country an estimated cost of $117 billion." —Bush, promoting his Health and Fitness Initiative Source: The White House, "President Bush Highlights Health and Fitness Initiative: Remarks by the President on Fitness," July 18, 2003

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