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Arlington Street

By: Garlic NoodlesPublished: 12/18/1999
 
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A little boy walks up to his mom and asks her if he can go bike riding. The mom says sure "but don't go down Arligton Street Okay?" So the kid rides his bike down Arlington Street and hears the word "Asshole". So the kid goes home and asks his mom what asshole means. And the mom says it means "A Police Officer" "but don't say it to the one who's coming over tonight Okay?"

So the kid goes down Arlington Street again, and hears the word "Shit". So the kid goes home and asks his mom what it means. So the mom says it means "Food"

So the kid goes down Arlington street one more time before the dinner party with the officer and hears the words "Fuckin' Hard". So the kid goes home and asks his mom what it means. The mom says It means "Getting Dressed".

About an hour later The police man knocks on the door and the kid answers it. The kid says " Hi asshole, shits on the table mom and dad are fuckin' hard upstairs".

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pretty good (0 replies)
started by budman7741
(10.21.2000 4:56:48 PM EST)

that was pretty funny lol

Jack (0 replies)  
started by Anonymous Goofball
(10.03.2000 5:30:44 PM EST)

If Jack was stuck on a horse and couldnt get off would you help Jack off the horse.

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