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1. Anal Salute
2. Beep your horn
3. Blast the chair
4. Blat
5. Blow Mud
6. Blow the big brown horn
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8. Bottom burp
9. Break wind
10. Butt burp
11. Butt trumpet
12. Butt tuba
13. Buttock bassoon
14. Cut a stinker
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18. Fart
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20. Flatulence
21. Float an air biscuit
22. Funky rollers
23. Gaseous intestinal by-products
24. HUMrrhoids
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28. Mating call of the barking spider
29. Mexican jet propulsion
30. One-gun salute
31. Pass gas
32. Pass wind
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37. Rectal shout
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Step on a duck
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45. Trouser cough
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Tear Ass
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JakeC
(10.17.2000 7:39:58 PM EST)
That is a classic
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Anonymous Goofball
(05.24.2000 4:32:12 PM EST)
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