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Computer Karma

By: RachelBabylonPublished: 10/27/2000
 
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A woman is helping her computer-illiterate husband set up his computer. She instructs him to choose and enter a password he wants to use when logging on. The husband, in a rather amorous mood, figures he will try for a shock effect to bring his mood to his wife's attention. When the computer asks him to enter his password, he makes it plainly obvious to his wife that he is keying in "penis"...

His wife nearly falls off her chair from laughing so hard when the computer replies:

PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH

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    started by roger
    (02.23.2002 10:57:51 PM EST)

    are the Ancient the only ones who can buy that book? I notice you must have one. Just wondering


    Just protecting my sheep

    You can find this... (0 replies)
    started by sal1981
    (03.15.2001 8:33:28 PM EST)

    ... in the book: "Jokes of the Ancient"

    Goofball site is funny

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    started by dragonmaster666
    (03.10.2001 8:37:25 AM EST)

    see above

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    This was very funny

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