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Watch Where You're Going Honey
A pretty funny foreign commercial...
Format: Microsoft AVI Video
Published : 05.31.1999
Rate: 2.99
Bill Clinton's Favorite Game
Check out this funny ass video of our President playing...
Format: MPEG Video
Published : 05.28.1999
Rate: 2.03
Skateboarder
Ouch... this had gotta hurt. This is the main reason I dont skateboard, well this and the fact I'm 32.
Format: Quicktime Video
Published : 05.25.1999
Rate: 3.43
I've Fallen And I Can't Get Up
You've fallen? I'm sorry lady, you've got the wrong number.
Format: WAV Audio
Published : 05.21.1999
Rate: 2.83
Take That Goober!
Watch this guy get blasted by his horse who doesn't like ...
Format: MPEG Video
Published : 05.20.1999
Rate: 3.26
The Big Pick
Digging for brain salad...
Format: Microsoft AVI Video
Published : 05.13.1999
Rate: 3.47
Star Wars Speeders
A take off on the land speeder scene from "Return of the Jedi"...
Format: MPEG Video
Published : 05.06.1999
Rate: 3.10