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dickgoesinya
(04.03.2009 5:58:44 PM EST)
An amature compaired to the feds with there blackmail ponzy sceme.You will pay us a huge amount of your income "this will amount to TRILLIONS country wide" then we will give it to people who didn't give us any. And then we will meter it out in very tiny amounts to you when you need it most and if you don't we'll throw your ass in prison. you know the one?
social security.
Trample The Weak Heardle The Dead!
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dickgoesinya
(04.03.2009 5:56:12 PM EST)
An amature compaired to the feds with there blackmail ponzy sceme, pay us a huge amount of your income we will give it to people who didn't give us any and then we will meter it out in very tiny amounts to you when you need it most and if you don't we'll throw your ass in prison. you know the one?
social security.
Trample The Weak Heardle The Dead!
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