"This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation. It's what you do when you run for president. You gotta preserve."-Speaking during "PERSEVERENCE Month" at Fairgrounds Elementary School in Nashua, N.H. As quoted in the Los Angeles Times, Jan. 28, 2000
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is so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
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Musician John Mayer was arrested by Georgia cops in May 2001 for speeding and driving without a license. The incident went unreported until August 2009, when the guitarist offered a charity bounty for the unearthing of this Atlanta Department of Corrections mug shot.
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