"The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case."-Pella, Iowa, as quoted by the San Antonio Express-News, Jan. 30, 2000
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"If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." — Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign
Snapple Facts
#131 Penguins have an organ above their eyes that converts seawater to freshwater. #132 A crocodile cannot move its tongue.
Yo Mama ...
is so short every time she farts, she blows sand in her shoes
One Liners
Q: What is a lesbian dinosaur called? A: A Lickalotapuss.
