"The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants." - Interview with the New York Times, Jan. 14, 2001
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"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to." — Shaquille O'Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece
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Yo Mama ...
is so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said,"What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
One Liners
Q: What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm? A: A pimp.
