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Man Who Threw Feces In CA Courtroom Gets 31 Years
A man who sneaked a bag of his feces into a San Diego courtroom during his home-invasion robbery trial, smeared it on his lawyer and threw it at jurors has been sentenced to 31 years in prison.
Published : 10.28.2009

Rate: 4.23
Nude Man Accused Of Pounding On Cars On A Highway
A man who told officers he was a ...
Published : 10.11.2009

Rate: 4.17
Naked Man Riding Motorcycle Charged With DUI
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Published : 09.28.2009

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Family Axes Wedding Plans, Egyptian Cuts Off Organ
A 25-year-old Egyptian man cut off his own ...
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Published : 09.08.2009

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Man Could Face Dog-sex Charges
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Published : 09.07.2009

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Man 'driving Commando' Pulled Over For Speeding
RISING SUN, Md. – A Delaware man who claimed he lost ...
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Published : 08.31.2009

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Man Went Naked To Dental Appointment
Police say a Connecticut man has ...
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Published : 08.30.2009

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Golfer Sentenced For Bashing Man With 6-iron
A golfer has been sentenced to 1 1/2 ...
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Published : 08.29.2009

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Wal-Mart Worker Accused Of Beating Boss With Bat
Police in New Haven accused a Wal-Mart ...
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Published : 08.28.2009

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Mom Allegedly Beats Daughter's School Bus Driver
Police booked a woman with beating ...
Published : 08.27.2009

Rate: 4.17
Felony Charges Filed In Women's Revenge Attack On Fond Du Lac Man
Four Fox Valley women face felony charges ...
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Published : 08.20.2009

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One Dead In Ear-cleaning Salon Attack
A customer banned from a Tokyo ear-cleaning ...
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Published : 08.19.2009

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Police: SC Man Charged With Having Sex With Horse
COLUMBIA, S.C. – A South Carolina man was charged ...
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Published : 08.18.2009

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Students Find Naked Man Tied To A Rock
A 53-year-old man was arrested ...
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Published : 07.25.2009

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Oscar Mayer Wienermobile crashes into home
One southern Wisconsin homeowner is probably not in love with the Oscar Mayer wiener ...
Published : 07.20.2009

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Former Mayor In Georgia Arrested For Nudity
Naked time got a little too public ...
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Published : 07.19.2009

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Man Uses Antlers In Road Rage Incident
FORT PIERCE, Fla. - Two men were arrested on battery ...
Published : 05.31.2009

Rate: 4.09
Men Sentenced For Setting Friend's Crotch Ablaze
SAN LUIS OBISPO, Calif. - Two practical jokers are ...
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Published : 05.30.2009

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Woman Accused Of Beating Fiance At Prenup Party
POULSBO, Wash. – A Poulsbo woman was jailed after ...
Published : 05.29.2009

Rate: 4.09
Man Decides To Clean With Gasoline While Smoking
CHILTON, Wis. – A man faces an arson charge after ...
Published : 05.28.2009

Rate: 4.09
Miss Outdoors Pageant
"The great outdoors" may translate to most beauty ...
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Published : 05.04.2009

Rate: 4.00
Man Flees Police In Underwear After Traffic Stop
A western New York man who police ...
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Published : 05.03.2009

Rate: 4.09
Angry Man Shoots Lawn Mower For Not Starting
A Milwaukee man was accused of shooting ...
Published : 05.02.2009

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Man Dials 911, Complains His Sub Had No Sauce
The sauce for a spicy Italian ...
Published : 05.01.2009

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Man Fires At McDonald's Window Over Breakfast Menu
Police said a customer fired one ...
Published : 04.30.2009

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Man Causing Stink In Motel Room Gets Stabbed
A man was stabbed after causing a stink ...
Published : 04.29.2009

Rate: 4.09
Homeless Woman No So Homeless
A homeless woman who sneaked into a man's house and lived undetected in his closet for a year was arrested in Japan after he became suspicious when food mysteriously began disappearing ...
Published : 03.05.2009

Rate: 4.00
Michigan Police Taser Nude Man Outside Church
Going to church brought no peace ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 03.04.2009

Rate: 4.09
Police Seek Blow-up Doll Sex Bandit
An Australian man broke into three adult ...
Published : 01.20.2009

Rate: 4.00
Texas Death Row Inmate Pulls Out Eye, Eats It
A Texas death row inmate with a history ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 01.19.2009

Rate: 4.09

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