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"This is a world that is much more uncertain than the past. In the past we were certain, we were certain it was us versus the Russians in the past. We were certain, and therefore we had huge nuclear arsenals aimed at each other to keep the peace. That's what we were certain of...You see, even though it's an uncertain world, we're certain of some things. We're certain that even though the 'evil empire' may have passed, evil still remains. We're certain there are people that can't stand what America stands for...We're certain there are madmen in this world, and there's terror, and there's missiles and I'm certain of this, too: I'm certain to maintain the peace, we better have a military of high morale, and I'm certain that under this administration, morale in the military is dangerously low."-Albuquerque, N.M., the Washington Post, May 31, 2000
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"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
— J. Danforth Quayle
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#89 The average American walks 18,000 steps a day.
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is so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
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Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate?
A: Miracle Whip.
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DUBLIN (Reuters)
An Irish artist has started an appeal for women in Ireland each to hand over
one pair of their knickers foran art installation.
Maurice Galway, based in the southern Irish county of Cork, said
he had already collected around 100 pairs of knickers from
friends, relatives and acquaintances for his work entitled I
Would Never Throw my Knickers at You.
Galway said he had heard the work's title in a song. ``I thought
what an extraordinary idea. The more I thought of it the more I
was taken with the notion,'' he told Irish daily newspaper The
Examiner.
Galway hopes eventually to exhibit the collected panties in the
Irish capital Dublin, and is considering constructing an arc of
underwear across one of the city's best known landmarks, the
Ha'Penny Bridge over the River Liffey.
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