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By: RobnoxiousPublished: 07/06/1999
 
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BOSTON - A man was sentenced to five years probation Monday for biting off his wife's lower lip during an argument over a party he wanted to attend. Cator Lewis-Charles, 36, of Boston, pleaded guilty in Superior Court to mayhem. The argument Jan. 2, 1998 at the couple's home escalated into pushing and shoving. Lewis-Charles grabbed his wife and bit her lower lip, tearing it from her face, said prosecutors. Lewis-Charles called 911 and his wife's lip was retrieved and re-attached. The couple continues to live together with their two sons.

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