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MILWAUKEE, Wisconsin - Jason Freitag will have to remember to wear a footballhelmet the next time he attends a baseball game. The 26-year-old had been watching the Milwaukee Brewers´ last game at their old County Stadium home when he got beamed in the head with a 10 pound box of sausages. Freitag had to be taken to hospital after the frozen bratwurst tumbled from a delivery cart, dropped 20 ft. and then hit him on the head. After recovering, Freitag was given free tickets to the team´s first game at their new Miller Park stadium next spring.
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Hmmmm
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ZRT
(11.09.2000 5:28:24 PM EST)
Looks like he took a turn for the Wurst...
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MMMM
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yusaku999
(11.09.2000 3:47:30 AM EST)
Mmmm... bratworst... You may refer to me as Emperor Jason.
http://msnhomepages.talkcity.com/PassportPl/yusaku999/
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Cold cocked?..Frozen sausage? ?
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started by
luvly1
(11.09.2000 0:33:38 AM EST)
I love baseball! Rendered unconcious = tickets to game? Yeah... well...anyone pick up the emergency room fee?....??????....Cold cocked ? Frozen sausage? what's the diff?
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Im sure.....
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latertater
(11.09.2000 0:26:51 AM EST)
Mr Freitag was just tickled to death to receive "free" tickets for one game. I know these are such a hot commodity to come by. I think I would of held out for what's behind curtain #2. What was management thinking?Don't take any wooden nickels!
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damn man...
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rook30505
(11.09.2000 0:17:40 AM EST)
he should have got season tickets What did I do today?Nothing,absolutely nothing.And you know what? It was everything I thought it could be.
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He got...
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mizike
(11.09.2000 0:04:58 AM EST)
hit in the head with some sausages?? He should sue they're asses! Thats too traumatic for me, I'm gonna have to go hit the "B".I think I'm gonna puke...
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