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"I have said that the sanction regime is like Swiss cheese - that meant that they weren't very effective." -George W. Bush, during a White House press conference, Feb. 22, 2001
 
 

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Doctor Blows House To Kingdom Come

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 06/04/2000
 
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MASSACHUSETTS - Dr. William Moore of Boxford, Mass. was doing a little home improvement with a rented backhoe in his yard when he noticed a strong smell of natural gas. He called the gas company to report it, but before they could send anyone out the good doctor called back to tell them not to bother. His house was gone. The explosion and resulting fire completely consumed his five-bedroom, half-million dollar home.


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Bush/ Gore/Bush/Gore (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(12.13.2000 11:09:03 PM EST)

What is the difference.If they had any brains they would dangerous.

beano (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.06.2000 3:06:08 PM EST)

I wounder if he just had beans for breakfast and tried to blame it on the gas company??? What an asshole....

NO COMMENT (0 replies)
started by labialips
(06.06.2000 2:07:37 AM EST)

NO COMMENT SAYS NO COMMENT

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Brain Surgeon (0 replies)
started by Vaughn
(06.05.2000 6:59:57 AM EST)

To top it all off ... He's probably a BRAIN SURGEON ... Duh !!!

Vaughn

Gotta watch out for those... (0 replies)
started by SuicideKing
(06.04.2000 1:17:47 AM EST)

gas lines, you never know what fun's going to start!!

Serves him right... (0 replies)
started by OliverClozoff
(06.04.2000 0:47:28 AM EST)

He probably charges about $800/hr. for his time, and still he tries to beat a $20/hr. backhoe operator out of a half day's wages. Fuck 'im.

;o)

Tha Mad Chalupa Strikes Again (0 replies)  
started by Chalupa
(06.04.2000 0:05:58 AM EST)

A little duck tape should fix everything right up...

Drop The Chalupa!

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