Doctor Restores Virginity to Patients
By: BizarreNews	Published: 12/08/2000
LOS ANGELES - It can only happen in LA! Dr. David Matlock, head of Los Angeles´s Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation Clinic, does procedures on patients to tighten their vaginas, modify labias and to even install a new hymen if they want to be a virgin again. Matlock´s clients have claimed that the designer Laser Vaginoplasty can enhance not only your labia but your self-image. Apparently, the hymenalplasty can also save lives, especially in the Middle East where young women about to get married may literally be killed if they are not a virgin. The groom´s side of the family reportedly can pick whatever doctor they want to determine whether or not she´s a virgin, to determine whether she´s worth it or not to be married to their son. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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ppssshhhh (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (01.04.2001 11:08:58 PM EST) whatever...that's just a f*cking joke, geez get a sense of humor you people!!!!

vaginas (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (12.12.2000 11:03:26 PM EST) that would hurt the vagina/pussy

Sure! (0 replies) started by littljohn (12.10.2000 2:31:46 AM EST) Talk about puttin' the shit back into the horse!!

MIDDLE EAST WOMEN (0 replies) started by TippyToes (12.09.2000 11:48:56 AM EST) I would like to know if this is true about Middle East Women. I heard that when a young girl around the age of 8 or 9, it is required that they have their clitoris burned off, so they cannot enjoy sex. The Jewish cut the foreskin off young boys. I think these practices should be banned. hee hee hee hee hee hee hee

Thats Great (0 replies) started by LandonCortnieMorris (12.09.2000 10:29:46 AM EST) now i can take my girlfriend too L.A and make her a Virgin again then maybe her grandparents and parents would like me more and I can let her loose her virginity all over again.

if u agree e-mail me at allalone@needtotalk.co.uk (0 replies) started by WhiteAngel4 (12.09.2000 7:54:51 AM EST) i think that is sick to kill a girl cause she's not a virgin and i don't see the point in losing ur virginity caus the word virgin mean a person who has never has sex. Basically i see no point in it at all.

Hold on, hold on . . . . . (0 replies) started by someguy17 (12.08.2000 11:14:03 PM EST) . . . Matlock did this???

WHATS UP WITH THIS WORLD (0 replies) started by Luckyladyinlove69 (12.08.2000 9:06:06 PM EST) People learn to be themself. Excpecially women, PLEASE ladies stop trying to enlarge your breast and tighten your twats, no one can be that i8nsecure can they???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????/ I guess Im an official cookie.

It's not nice to fool ......but I'll invest! (0 replies) started by luvly1 (12.08.2000 8:58:57 PM EST) It's not nice to fool mother nature! For crying out f_ _ _ _ _ g loud! I've heard it all! And read even more!....Gotta laugh! To think also that everyone follows the damned west coast! Is anyone cerebral anymore? Just close your damned legs, or if not, get a damned grip on who you are! Fake this, fertilize this, does anyone want to accept anything or are they all in denial? This ought to make really big bux!....I think I'll invest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There's a sucker born every minute!

Fake Fake Fake (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (12.08.2000 6:50:08 PM EST) They got fake breasts ,Facelifts and Now a new vagina, well I'm proud of the women with all of the above, they are the highest class of woman

Fake Fake Fake (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (12.08.2000 6:49:27 PM EST) They got fake breasts ,Facelifts and Now a new vagina, well I'm proud of the women with all of the above, they are the highest class of woman

stuff like this (0 replies) started by cspimp (12.08.2000 5:53:53 PM EST) makes me remember why it's better to be a guy Kill whitey!!!!!!

why........... (0 replies) started by RFCchamps (12.08.2000 1:44:05 PM EST) why would anybody want to be a virgin again i thought the whole point was to lose it

Who need lasers... (1 reply) started by OliverClozoff (12.08.2000 8:32:08 AM EST) ...chicken skin and super glue will do the same thing. Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

hey... (0 replies) started by rook30505 (12.08.2000 2:27:08 AM EST) better a fake virgin than not a virgin at all.Now if only they could cure AIDS and herpes and syphilis and....aww hell,who am I kidding? Pikachu is the devil.

i need to see that dude (0 replies) started by barnyardstyle (12.08.2000 0:32:42 AM EST) give my sheep tighter pussies

A FAKE VIRGIN (0 replies)   started by donut38 (12.08.2000 0:12:15 AM EST) WHAT NEXT

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