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BOSTON, Massachusetts - In keeping with today´s column, researchers have discovered that wearing tight fitting pants can actually act as an aphrodisiac. The science behind this claim seems to be that tight fitting pants increases blood flow to the loins and results in heightened sexuality.
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Well, If science has proved it
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started by
abepaul
(11.12.2000 9:28:12 AM EST)
Shouldn't we lobby our congressmen, all sexy girls SHOULD wear hot pants
Could be true...
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started by
MoparGal
(10.26.2000 9:22:16 AM EST)
works for me anyway..& here I thought it was the places the tight jeans rub that heightened sexuality & all along it was the increased blood flow!
Learn something new evey day :o)
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not for me, but...
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(07.19.2000 6:51:24 PM EST)
i won't wear the tight pants, but when i see a good loking woman wearing them, HELL YEAH!
Better without
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started by
bat
(07.18.2000 1:04:42 PM EST)
Its always better to just not wear pants at all.
Love your country,Question your government.
yeah baby!
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started by
Prizmist
(07.17.2000 10:47:00 PM EST)
gotta get my wife wearing them..
prizmist
Tight Smight
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started by
sessionrydr
(07.16.2000 6:15:38 PM EST)
I would never where tight pants
Tightie
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started by
santochia
(07.16.2000 2:59:49 AM EST)
My first recolection involved seeking out a sweet young tightie.
Right guys!
so eat that shit
I agree...
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started by
OliverClozoff
(07.16.2000 0:48:48 AM EST)
...chicks in tight pants increase the blood flow to MY loins!
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