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*GI Jane*
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Jahgoose
(04.19.2001 2:06:51 PM EST)
Stuipd blowing up herself before she even get the bugs. Next time use some TNT. You will get a better result.
A wise man never tells all. So live and learn.
Too bad
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barryb
(04.17.2001 3:53:52 PM EST)
The bug bombs almost exterminated her, and made her a candidate for the Darwin Awards...
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gyh
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Anonymous Goofball
(04.17.2001 10:17:03 AM EST)
Dumb Bitch
hahahahahahahahah
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sted5
(04.17.2001 1:33:33 AM EST)
hey that was fucking funny
But, did she get the bug?
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Anonymous Goofball
(04.17.2001 0:27:41 AM EST)
@%$#$%&
darwininsm
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queenk
(04.17.2001 0:10:25 AM EST)
is working well here.
Love yourself.... at least 3 times a day.
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