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"It's important for [the United Nations'] words to mean what they say, andas we head into the 21st century, Mark, when it comes to our security, wereally don't need anybody's permission."—Bush, during a press conference in 2003 (in the 21st century) Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "President George Bush Discusses Iraq inNational Press Conference," March 6, 2003
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"My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt."
— Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice. (1982)
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#153 The speed limit in NYC was 8 mph in 1895.
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is so hairy she looks like a Chia Pet with an Afro!
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Q: What do you call the blonde corpse in your attic?
A: 1995 hide-and-seek champion!
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 Looking For Love In All The Wrong Places | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 10/24/2000 | | |  |
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CORCORAN - California Author Robert Tegen has written a newbook on the famous mass murderer, Charlie Manson. What makes this worthy of Bizarre News is the revelation that good old Chuck wants to get married. He is looking for a bride that will forgive him fm his past and not mind the idea that they will live separated for life, since he is serving a life sentence for the brutal slaying of Sharon Tate and several others.
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This piece of shit
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Anonymous Goofball
(10.25.2000 8:53:34 AM EST)
This is the reason that the death penalty should've been reinstated at the time.
He is such a small minded fuck
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Visitation Rights
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bjshadow
(10.24.2000 10:08:02 PM EST)
He's just doing it for the conjugal visits. Hey, wouldn't you? But, for god's sake, don't let him breed!!
Ride the Log Ride: The only time they can get off and keep riding.
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$$$
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ajcrambes
(10.24.2000 7:00:49 PM EST)
He might find someone to do it for $$$. I know some one who will, I could hook him up, but then he'd have to pay me too.
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Any Visits?
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Anonymous Goofball
(10.24.2000 5:50:07 PM EST)
His to-be-bride will never again be able to complain that he never tries eat-her-out!!
If anything, she might say "read my lips, no more bush!! :)"
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Yeah
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(10.24.2000 1:24:20 PM EST)
How will he stay faithful to his wife when every other inmate will be banging his ass?
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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