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TEXAS - Currently serving 16 years for stealing a Snickers
candy bar, inmate Kenneth Payne III will be retried due to jury misconduct. Payne was caught swiping the Snickers while he was already on parole for Oreo theft. This harsh sentence was handed down after prosecutors tried him as a habitual offender which increased his misdemeanor charge to a felony charge. The judge ruled for a retrial when it was discovered that one juror was found encouraging the other jurors for a harsher sentence.
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What the Phuck
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started by
sirlunchalot
(09.20.2000 2:29:56 PM EST)
16 years for stealing a candy bar, that's rediculous!!! The systems is PHuckedUp!!!
Now that's funny as Shyt!!
Somebody laugh
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(05.24.2000 9:51:55 PM EST)
I'M FIRST LET ME WRITE THIS WITH 999 !'s after it here it goes
IM FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Am i cool now?
Somebody laugh
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(05.24.2000 9:50:14 PM EST)
I'M FIRST LET ME WRITE THIS WITH 999 !'s after it here it goes
IM FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Am i cool now?
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