PETA Peeved by Parody
By: BizarreNews	Published: 07/12/2000
NORFOLK, Va. - It was truly a case of a man eat dog world when an animal rights group took a man to court for misusing their domain name. PETA, the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, were not amused when Michael Doughney developed a parody site entitled People Eating Tasty Animals. The parody site described itself as a resource for those who enjoy eating meat, wearing fur and leather, hunting and the fruits of scientific research. PETA accused Doughney of trademark infringement and cyber-squatting. Doughney declined to comment, except to say that the case is not about someone who is against animal rights or against PETA and he has never registered a domain name with the intention of selling it. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Why? (0 replies) started by barrypinkelton (06.06.2001 5:53:55 PM EST) Why is it that all these lil hippy fags get so uptight about animals that are volunteered for chemical research. 'im a vegi i wont eat anything with a face"...or whatever they say....dont they know that abortion kills our own...i think they should get their heads out of their asses and get a grip on actual life...you see when i come home after a hard days work i feel the need to beat the hell out of my cat...

Meat for all!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 (0 replies) started by SullivanRU469000 (01.30.2001 3:10:11 PM EST) I love steaks, I love burgers, I love playing baseball with my leather glove. I wear leather boots. My jacket and wallet are leather. I have a rabbits foot on my key chain. I display models over a rabbit skin. I eat fish, cows, deer, turkey, chicken, crabs, lobster, squid whatever mooooves. It's all good, But i never ate a vegen, even though I hear they are very tasty people. Alright, Alright

My thoughts on this matter (1 reply) started by dolfanupnorth (07.17.2000 2:28:01 PM EST) "How come when you go to a health food store, the people who works there look like a bunch of sick, pasty-faced little wussies, but when you go to a rib joint, everybody looks like they could change a tire without a jack?" You shouldn't base your entire opinion of the appearances of vegetarians on only one person that you saw one time (who may or may not even eat meat). Vegetarians can fairly easily get the nutrition that they need from non-animal sources. When was the last time that you saw a vegetarian battling weight problems, or with heart disease? It rarely happens. I don't think that all people who eat meat are "rednecks". I realize that people eat meat, however comments like "Save a Plant; Eat a Cow! I want meat I want it now! I'm gunna eat it cuz it's Red. I'm gunna eat it cuz it's dead! Maybe I should eat it raw let the blood run down my Jaw!" and "if you ever confrount me you leave in a body bag" are completely unnecessary, and tarnish the images of all responsible hunters and fishermen, as well as meat-eaters in general. "Who can stand living without eating meat?" Many Americans can. A recent survey showed that there are at least 20 million vegetarians in the United States, and 20% of all people surveyed wanted vegetarian options at restaurants. I've been a vegetarian for a while now, and I did eat meat at one time. I then realized had a change of opinion, realized it was wrong, and gave it up. I have found that not eating meat (for me, anyways) is more inconvenient than it is difficult. With the increasing number of vegetarians, more and more meat-free options will become available. If you ever found out about the physical and mental torture that the animals must endure before being slaughtered, you may change your mind, too. The main thing that I want to say, though, is that we should all be tolerant of the beliefs and ideas of others, regardless of whether or not they conflict with our own. http://www.go-phins.com/index.html

Re: Meat-eaters = Rednecks (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (07.16.2000 11:32:11 PM EST) i do not necessarily agree with the comment that all meat eaters are rednecks. however, all the ones that posted here definitely are - redneck pieces of trailor trash.

PETA (0 replies) started by hardball (07.15.2000 10:23:55 AM EST) People Eating Tasty Animal. I love meat and will teach my kids to KILL and EAT meat ,There is nothing better than a big bloody steak and the sound it makes when you put it on the grill,and oyea the smell is so good it can't be decribed in words. FUCK YOU PETA and if you ever confrount me you leave in a body bag. Gun's Gun's we need more Gun's, what for, to preserve freedom.

GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT ! (0 replies) started by bigiron64 (07.14.2000 3:09:24 PM EST) This goes to all you left wing environmentalist wackos out there. GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT! You people cry and whine about how we are destroying the rain forest. You claim that it is being slashed and burned at the rate of two football fields a minute. Lets think about that for a second. That comes out to 60 miles per hour. By my calculations, we should have run out of forest about 10 years ago. I heard this week from a former Greenpeace "scientist" that 90% of the rainforest is still in tact.It was a scam to get people like you all worked up and try to get some attention. Besides,you really shouldn't badmouth the sensible and those who have some common sense when you are probably wearing a leather belt or shoes. To you out there who use your head and see how rediculous these peoples rantings are, just smile and walk away because you can't debate, they always resort to name calling. Time to get off my soap box now

To the Soybean burger Eater (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (07.13.2000 10:33:05 PM EST) Look, there are more trees in America Today than there was before the eastern world came to the Americas. As for cattle ranching Science is building the better Steak. So when steaks are grown instead of processed from animal slaughter are you gonna drop your soyburger and throw on some A-1??? Look, this PETA organization has really took a turn for the worst with its lack of true direction. I see more resources going into half witted promotional schemes and they are wasting each and every PETA members investment in their organization. I think most people believe we should treat animals with respect, but you really need to draw the line on what is logical.

To the meat eaters (1 reply) started by Anonymous Goofball (07.13.2000 9:30:56 PM EST) While you may think this issue is funny now, I'm sure you'll all be laughing when there is no fresh water and there is no rainforest. Cattle ranching is perhaps the biggest reason for deforestation. In addition to the land that the cattle are raised on, more land must be put aside to grow food for the cattle. Very little room is needed to grow room for people who do not include meat in their diets. As far as calling vegetarians ignorant, "bleeding heart crybabies", "brain-damaged libereral goat-blowers", and "pasty-faced little wussies" is completely incorrect, unnecessary, and very immature. Maybe you'll learn respect for others when you get to 5th grade.

excuse me while I take another bite.... (0 replies) started by kungfooguy (07.13.2000 5:25:53 PM EST) I can understand vegetarianism for health purposes, but please don't impose your morals on me. 28 years of meat eating has made me very violent...I'd love to invite all of those bleeding heart crybabies over for a royal asskicking (and barbeque...on me).

UnHappy Meal (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (07.13.2000 3:51:47 PM EST) Well, they're pissed off about a website... see what PETA's doing to McDonalds http://www.meatstinks.com/mcd/

F-CK PETA!! (0 replies) started by nowell (07.13.2000 11:10:01 AM EST) A bunch of brain-damaged, liberal goat blowers who have nothing better to do than harrass organizations because of thier names. Please, get a life PETA and get you peckers outta goats rears yoy and double yoy

Reel Big Fish (1 reply) started by Pawn (07.13.2000 0:54:05 AM EST) Save a Plant; Eat a Cow! I want meat I want it now! I'm gunna eat it cuz it's Red. I'm gunna eat it cuz it's dead! Maybe I should eat it raw let the blood run down my Jaw! --- Reel Big Fish, Say Ten from Turn the Radio off Pawn

How come... (0 replies) started by OliverClozoff (07.12.2000 11:19:15 PM EST) ...when you go to a health food store, the people who works there look like a bunch of sick, pasty-faced little wussies, but when you go to a rib joint, everybody looks like they could change a tire without a jack? And by the way, I do appreciate animals, preferably hickory smoked with lots of messy, drippy BBQ sauce. Member, Greater Sodom and Gomorah Area Chamber of Commerce.

Meat-eaters = Rednecks (9 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (07.12.2000 10:52:46 PM EST) People who eat meat are rednecks. The morons that posted below are all clueless, ignorant bastards who have no appreciation for animals or the environment.

I like meat...it's yummy..and bloody (0 replies) started by SuicideKing (07.12.2000 9:53:53 PM EST) my mom's a vegetarian...she's stupid..lol

vegies (0 replies) started by pekelo (07.12.2000 6:50:56 PM EST) When does a vegetarain eat meat? When their friends aren't around.

Cat to go. (0 replies) started by garbagetime (07.12.2000 5:15:35 PM EST) Heard at the drive up window: "Yeah, I'd like a cat burger - no onions or tomatoes, a side of dog fries, and a coke...No I won't be eating that in my car."

Bumper Sticker (1 reply) started by dwiebe (07.12.2000 1:49:25 PM EST) "Fight High Meat Prices. Eat An Environmentalist."

nazi veggie bastards (0 replies) started by Carewser (07.12.2000 12:54:32 PM EST) "I am not a vegetarian because i love animals, i am a vegetarian because i hate plants"-Whitney Brown from Saturday Night Live. To all you salad-eating vegetarians and vegans-Since we are at the top of the food chain, why the fuck are you eating rabbit food?!?!?!?!

funny (0 replies) started by Coredog1970 (07.12.2000 12:02:01 PM EST) I think that is some funny shiznit

That is great!!! (0 replies) started by ranise (07.12.2000 12:00:20 PM EST) When are they going to pull their head out of their asses?? Hello McFly?? Eat or be eaten!!! fireangel

I think... (0 replies) started by XorsistXtreme (07.12.2000 1:09:39 AM EST) I understand protecting animals from over-hunting and extinction. But comon! Who can stand living without eating meat? Fuck tofu! MEAT! If you're so sensitive and can't handle death, then why don't you.. join PETA! WHOOO HIGH FIVE!

PETA who??? (0 replies) started by anomaly (07.12.2000 0:49:18 AM EST) Fuck Peta! Leftist whacko Communists want to tell me what to eat? If all else fails, I'll start eating members of that august lobbying body then. Last time I checked,I was still #1 on the food chain. Eat or be eaten PETA, and kiss my Saxon arse!

Thems good eatin' (0 replies) started by DeadManWalking (07.12.2000 0:44:55 AM EST) If we aren't suposed to eat animals then why are they made out of meat?

HAHA (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (07.12.2000 0:15:00 AM EST) i'm first how did i et first? thats odd of fucking well HAHA

great news!!!!!!!!!!! (0 replies)   started by bone (07.12.2000 0:12:03 AM EST) its about time someone did something like this wassup, come visit me

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