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"Well, I think we need to work with governments and institutions and NGOs to encourage the institutions of a free society," Bush said. "See, one of the interesting things in the Oval Office - I love to bring people into the Oval Office - right around the corner from here, and say, this is where I [have an] office, but I want you to know the office is always bigger than the person." - The Washington Post, "Rocking the Vote in the Middle East," Feb. 20, 2004
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"I wouldn't restrict myself to having just half the Cabinet be women. I might want more."
— President Clinton, February 29, 1992.
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#31 The average human will eat an average of 8 spiders while sleeping.
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... is so fat, She has 48 midnight snacks!
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Q. Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
A. Mace will do that to you.
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sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
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 Peace and Goodwill Gone to Hell | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 12/30/2001 | | |  |
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SOUTH WALES - Supermarkets can be vicious hunting grounds during the holidays as two women learned first hand in South Wales. Two shoppers spotted the perfect frozen turkey, and not wanting to disappoint their families, they wrestled over who saw the bird first. One woman allegedly hit the other over the head with the turkey after the other said, I hope you burn it on Christmas Day. Insults were further exchanged in the parking lot. A store guard said that one woman returned to the store, crying and missing patches of hair. Inspector Phil Williams said, An alleged assault took place. Whatever happened to peace and goodwill at Christmas?
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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Spam stands for Shoulder Pork and Ham.
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