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FLORIDA - An irate mother has been charged with aggravated assault, false imprisonment and domestic violence for alleged-ly trying to force her pregnant teenage daughter to have an abortion at gunpoint. Police in Lake Clarke Shores, Fla., arrested the girl´s mother at an abortion clinic near West Palm Beach after the clinic´s staff called them. They said the woman had driven the 16-year-old daughter to the clinic and forced her inside at gunpoint.
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Sad
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1ShadowWolf
(08.27.2000 10:28:22 AM EST)
She should have taken the little S.O.B. that porked her daughter too..By the way mom how old were you when you had your first child??
Life's too short to worry about the small stuff!!!
hirsh
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started by
cspimp
(08.27.2000 9:11:14 AM EST)
thats fuckin sad...sucks to be her...16 and pregnant
More beans Mr. Taggert?
:-P
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started by
romyr
(08.27.2000 5:11:47 AM EST)
Admit it. You're just jealous!
OIC
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started by
Lauryn
(08.27.2000 1:34:06 AM EST)
we have a protege of DarkCcret with us here tonight...welcome..welcome..
please share with us just how you and your master have the unique ability to be first...( listening intently)
Now I know how far you'd go to be the next freak show American psycho.
First
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romyr
(08.27.2000 0:28:14 AM EST)
HAHA u suck
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