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University Scientist Invents Robot That Runs On Meat

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 08/05/2000
 
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South Florida - Stuart Wilkinson of the University of South Florida in Tampa has invented a microbial fuel cell which breaks down food with bacteria and converts it into electrical energy. This fuel cell is strong enough to power a 12-wheeled train-like robot. The ideal fuel in terms of energy gain, is meat. Wilkinson said. Changing food into electricity isn´t unique. What I´ve done is to make it small enough to fit in a robot. Future applications for gastrobots may include lawnmowers which eat grass clippings.

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oops (0 replies)
started by bat
(08.09.2000 8:38:18 AM EST)

I almost forgot FUCK PETA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love your country,Question your government.

Eat your meat (0 replies)
started by bat
(08.09.2000 8:37:23 AM EST)

or you wont get any pudding.
EAT MEAT EAT MEAT EAT MEAT
KILL ANIMALS KILL ANIMALS KILL ANIMALS EAT MEAT EAT MEAT..
KILL KILL KILL EAT EAT EAT
mmmmmmm dead animals are tasty fried, grilled, what ever they are delicious

Love your country,Question your government.

A movie maybe? (1 reply)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(08.07.2000 2:48:21 PM EST)

Sounds like great material for a movie. Say something about a crazed lawnmower that goes berzerk and mows everybody's lawn than turns on the residents with toopay! Yea so I can't spell, shut up.

Re: disturbing (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(08.07.2000 10:05:24 AM EST)

I agree with zxcvbnm14. It's bad for robots to eat animals? Hey guess what? People are made from meat as well. What's to prevent a hungry robot from eating a human?

Disturbing... (1 reply)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(08.07.2000 1:09:01 AM EST)

It's bad enough that poeple are hooked on meat. I know I am. But making robots that eat meat is just sick. I think an animal is worth more then a robo-snack. Some of those scientists seem to work hard to do stupid things. I can't wait till they give the same robot AI and the ability to self-replicate... If they could build it now, they would. Then we could do the whole Matrix thing :-P
Anyways, stop experimenting with animals damnit. Use criminals.....and politicians.

i see something bad (0 replies)
started by zxcvbnm14
(08.06.2000 10:23:17 PM EST)

i see a giant robot eating people for energy

poop

love child (0 replies)
started by me99oo
(08.05.2000 5:32:55 AM EST)

scarrie spice your the one for me ......always and for ever !

or. .. (1 reply)
started by albatros
(08.05.2000 1:28:16 AM EST)

a pussy powered dildo
theres a thought



This place is FUBAR!

Radioactive Waste (0 replies)
started by SteveStiffler
(08.05.2000 1:19:53 AM EST)

How about a radioactive waste powered car? So we can get rid of the waste.

Steve Stiffler

1st (0 replies)  
started by h8suall
(08.05.2000 0:09:20 AM EST)

How about a girl that can only live on semen ingestion.

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