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 Prisoners Riot Over Underdone Chicken | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 12/25/2001 | | |  |
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PELHAM, Georgia - At Autry State Prison, one inmate was enraged when he thought his chicken dinner was underdone. And a mass riot ensued. The prison staff put the facility on lock down for two hours and kept the irate inmates on one floor. In the short riot, inmates broke lights, damaged sprinkler heads, set fire to mattresses, and broke windows. It took 36 tactical squad members to force the inmates back into their cells, but no injuries were reported. Scott Stallings, a spokesman for the Georgia Department of Corrections said, It appears it was just his complaint about the chicken. But you´d be surprised how things we might consider insignificant on the outside can be a real problem in a prison setting. These are tough people. They´re not in prison for making rational and evenhanded decisions. An investigation is underway.
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Marvin's Here !!!!
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marvin
(12.25.2001 3:57:56 AM EST)
Did somebody mention chicken ?
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