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Woman Criticizes Life Guards in Shark Attack

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 08/12/2001
 
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MIAMI, Florida - The wife of a Wall Street banker who lost his leg to a shark in the Bahamas said in a statement that the lifeguards were of no help. In tears, she quoted a life-guard saying, I don´t do that. I just sit in the chair.

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litigation happy (0 replies)
started by mikemelick
(08.14.2001 10:14:59 PM EST)

I got bit by a bug, can i sue somebody?

Blame the Fishing Industry ... (1 reply)  
started by marvin
(08.12.2001 8:23:25 AM EST)

for catching all the sharks food in the first place, they did it ! Sue them !!!!!

I eat fish ... sue me !!!!

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