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MADRID (Reuters)
A publicity stunt by an amusement
park
company went awry when a two-ton zoo
elephant broke free from its trainer and rampaged through
central Madrid during the morning rush hour.
The runaway elephant brought cars to a halt, sent pedestrians
scattering in panic and knocked down two traffic signals before
being felled by tranquilizer darts at the end of its 500-yard
dash down a busy Madrid street.
Clarissa, a 12-year-old elephant, was brought into the city to
promote the stock market debut of Parques Reunidos, which
manages
Madrid's zoo plus amusement parks around the country.
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(06.13.2001 11:48:30 PM EST)
Did the elephant trample anyone or just run amuk?
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