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Woman Jailed For Leaving Kids To Go See Springer

By: leadjPublished: 04/22/2006
 
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WHEATON, Illinois -- A woman got a 30-day jail sentence for leaving her three young children home alone for several hours, while she and her boyfriend attended a videotaping of "The Jerry Springer Show."

Shannon Cook, 25, pleaded guilty earlier this week to misdemeanor child endangerment. She also was placed on probation for a year.

"It was an appropriate sentence, given what she did," said DuPage County Assistant State's Attorney Joseph Ruggiero.

The two girls and one boy, all under the age of 4, have been placed in foster homes by the Illinois Department of Children and Family Services.

Police said Cook left the children alone at a suburban home, while she and her boyfriend went to Chicago for the taping. About five hours later the two oldest knocked on the door of a neighbor, who called police.

Cook was arrested when she returned home after midnight. According to a police report, she said: "I didn't think I'd be gone that long."

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    What amazes me... (0 replies)
    started by misspk
    (05.04.2006 1:52:23 PM EST)

    ...is that Springer PAYS people to "act" on his show when he could turn it into a reality show and save himself tons of money!

    *wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...

    there (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (04.23.2006 8:37:28 PM EST)

    are more dumbasses out there than normal people I truely believe that...

    Since she (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (04.22.2006 12:37:54 PM EST)


    Wanted to go see The Jerry Springer Show, that pretty much tells you all you need to know. It's just scary that these people can breed.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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    started by bd2son
    (04.22.2006 5:20:57 AM EST)

    Deserted kids find their real mom after she gets out of jail!

    Lost in the 50's.....

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