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(Reuters)
An advocate for the homeless in
San Francisco, Calif., has proposed that the city's
panhandlers
be
equipped to accept credit cards.
The "Benevolending Box Program" would
give credit card readers to street beggars to help them accept
donations from passersby.
The program is an "innovative plan, which
empowers homeless persons to take responsible action for their
lives,"
said an enthusiastic Mayor Willie Brown.
"It's more than a Band-Aid
solution," says Karen Gatter, who thought up the program.
...The American Express Card: Don't Be Homeless Without
It.
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Big Surpirse
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krytical13
(05.10.2001 8:31:51 AM EST)
Only in the San Fransisco would they that queer.
Running up bar tabs on credit cards is a good way to find yourself in debt, but also is an excellent way to forget about your creditors.
fuck u
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(05.10.2001 8:02:10 AM EST)
fuck u
What?!?
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started by
drfunky
(12.06.2000 4:07:23 PM EST)
Brother, can you spare some credit? Where would they have their checks sent to at the end of the month, anyway?
1st. what the f u c k
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(07.25.2000 12:31:14 PM EST)
isn't it illegal to beg for money?
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