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Raymond McArthur-Jones, 34, has been sentenced to 23 months in prison for distributing child pornography. The London, England,
businessman was convicted in a Salt Lake City federal court after using his web site to sell the material.
However, McArthur-Jones is "not a pervert. This was not his personal collection," says his lawyer, Loren Weiss. "He was in it for the money." ...Apparently only a lawyer can sympathize with a motive like that.
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