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"I used the expression 'ride herd.' I don't know if anybody understood the meaning. It's a little informal in diplomatic terms. I said, we're going to put a guy on the ground to ride herd on the process. See them all scratching their heads."—Bush, realizing few people understand him when he speaks Source: New York Times, "The President's Trip, In the President's Words: 'A Mutual Desire to Work Toward the Vision," June 5, 2003
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"Yes, the president should resign. He has lied to the American people, time and time again, and betrayed their trust. He is no longer an effective leader. Since he has admitted guilt, there is no reason to put the American people through an impeachment. He will serve absolutely no purpose in finishing out his term; the only possible solution is for the president to save some dignity and resign."
— William Jefferson Clinton, 1974, regarding Richard Nixon and the Watergate scandal
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#159 The first TV show ever to be put into reruns was "The Lone Ranger".
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is so greasy she sweats Crisco!
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Q: Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts!
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Don't you feel like
sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
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 Preacher Can Clean Toilets To Avoid Trial | | By: Phantom | Published: 10/25/1999 | | |  |
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BUENOS AIRES (Reuters) -
A judge has told Argentina's best-known television preacher to chose between cleaning
public bathrooms for two years or standing trial for alleged criminal fraud, a court source said.
Evangelist preacher Hector Gimenez faces charges that he defrauded a worshiper at his "Good Waves" shrine in
Buenos Aires and must now opt between cleaning bathrooms or going to trial, the source told Reuters.
Gimenez is accused of illegally selling the worshiper a house using a bogus contract.
Argentine judges in some cases can offer those accused of crimes the option of performing community work rather
than standing trial.
Gimenez's shrine also includes a shopping mall, beauty salon, car rental firm and game room.
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Do not agree with you Oliver
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started by
RedNeckedTulsan
(10.25.2000 1:38:57 PM EST)
Some of the tellyvangelists will probably give you an infection if they touched a public toilet seat.I say tax the bastards at 50% BEYOND they current rate for a person earning what they do.No more tax free status for these parasites who prey upon human fear and ignorance.
BTW: the real question is where is Phantom today and why is he not contributing more good stuff like this???
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