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JOHANNESBURG (Reuters)
A wandering hippopotamus was
killed after being struck by a passenger bus on
a highway north of
Pretoria, a South African newspaper said
Tuesday.
The Star said the hippo, which was believed to live in a nearby
dam, staggered off the highway after it was hit
Monday morning but died on the side of the road.
Hippos, which can reach weights of 1.5 tons, are mainly
restricted to game parks in South Africa but some are
still found in unfenced rivers and dams.
The paper's front page carried photos of the dead pachyderm and
the bus with its mangled front left side.
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A.K.A. HarryTheHippo
(0 replies)
started by
BGM
(04.27.2001 10:48:18 PM EST)
I love being a hippo.
It's great. We don't bother you unless you bother us.
Don't kill me.
If you are ever impaled by your penguin parent's beaks, I'll be there...
Dear Anonymous Goofball,
(0 replies)
started by
BriRedfern
(04.27.2001 10:41:16 AM EST)
Fuck you. Poor Hippo.... Doesn't this make anyone else sad? Nothing funny about this at all.
I like Pachyderms.
Imagine living in a world with were there are no elephants?
It will probably happen in your life time.....
I smell like a hippy in this outfit......
Thats Great!!
(0 replies)
started by
Anonymous Goofball
(04.04.2001 8:18:20 AM EST)
I wish we had hippos in
New York State, I would
run their fat stupid asses
over every chance I had.
Hippo road kill, what a
great thought.
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