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Woman Who Died In '03 Left In Front Of TV

By: leadjPublished: 02/12/2006
 
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CINCINNATI - The mummified body of a woman who didn't want to be buried was found in a chair in front of her television set 2 1/2 years after her death, authorities said.

Johannas Pope had told her live-in caregiver that she didn't want to be buried and planned on returning after she died, Hamilton County Coroner O'Dell Owens said Monday.

Pope died in August 2003 at age 61. Her body was found last week in the upstairs of her home on a quiet street. Some family members continued to live downstairs, authorities said. No one answered the doorbell at Pope's home Monday afternoon.

It could take weeks to determine Pope's cause of death because little organ tissue was available for testing, Owens said.

An air conditioner had been left running upstairs, and that allowed the body to slowly mummify, he said. The machine apparently stopped working about a month ago, and the body began to smell.

"Standing outside, one could smell death," Owens said.

Police went to the house last Wednesday after receiving a call from a relative who hadn't seen Pope in years. They found a staircase behind a door blocked by a basket and climbed to the second floor, where they found the body.

It was not clear if any crimes were committed, Owens said.

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    I guess too much tv (0 replies)
    started by wickedwoman
    (03.01.2006 8:37:28 PM EST)

    Is really really bad for you...especially when you have faulty air conditioning..ugh..how could those ppl live like that with a dead woman upstairs

    well (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (02.12.2006 8:18:17 PM EST)

    if thats what she wanted....

    It's obvious (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (02.12.2006 11:57:16 AM EST)


    The TV killed her. She should have stuck to goofing.

    And how in the hell do you block a staircase with a basket???

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    uhmm (0 replies)  
    started by leadj
    (02.12.2006 1:11:12 AM EST)

    thats the way i wanna go, except without the death part

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