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Leader In Diaper Drug Ring Sentenced To 20 Years
The discovery of 84 individual bags of crack cocaine in a baby's diaper led to...
Published : 10.31.1999

Rate: 3.17
Peter, Peter Pumpkin Boinker
Police arrested Malcolm Davidson, a 27 year old white male, resident of Wimbledon, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 pm Friday.
Published : 10.31.1999

Rate: 3.21
Man Tells Thieves Not To Waste Time
Weary of his home being burglarized, an Argentine citizen has affixed a notice on...
Published : 10.30.1999

Rate: 3.22
Royals Notify Lawyers Over Fake Sex Pix
Sweden's royal palace said it was considering taking legal action after...
Published : 10.29.1999

Rate: 3.39
'Boom Box Explodes, One Dead
A Cambodian woman was killed and a child was wounded when a boom box...
Published : 10.28.1999

Rate: 2.96
Drivers May Run Red Lights To Avoid Robbers
Rio de Janeiro officials told drivers they may run red lights at night because of...
Published : 10.27.1999

Rate: 3.34
Body Found In Suitcase
The body of a dead woman has been found in a suitcase at London's Heathrow airport...
Published : 10.26.1999

Rate: 2.89
Preacher Can Clean Toilets To Avoid Trial
A judge has told Argentina's best-known television preacher to chose between...
Published : 10.25.1999

Rate: 3.10
Judge Allows Big Apple Nude Photo Shoot
A federal judge barred New York City's police from stopping a photo shoot of...
Published : 10.24.1999

Rate: 3.05
Court Throws Out Bedroom Drunk Driving Case
A unanimous Arkansas Supreme Court has thrown out the conviction of a man...
Published : 10.23.1999

Rate: 2.86
Police Shoot Monster Rat
German police killed a dog-sized rat which attacked a 59-year-old man outside...
Published : 10.22.1999

Rate: 3.43
Trapped Pigs Disrupt Traffic
Just three weeks after a truckload of steers caused havoc on Mexico City's...
Published : 10.21.1999

Rate: 2.78
Prudes And Nudes Battle On Beaches
Sun-loving vacationers are baring all on eastern Germany's Baltic coast...
Published : 10.20.1999

Rate: 3.02
He Keeps Selling Papers Despite Wounds
An Uruguayan man selling newspapers in Argentina was shot in the...
Published : 10.19.1999

Rate: 3.11
Fake Bank Manager Arrested
Police said they had arrested a man suspected of having defrauded two...
Published : 10.18.1999

Rate: 3.13
Police Arrest Robin Hood
Police arrested South Korea's Robin Hood, a fugitive who evaded capture...
Published : 10.17.1999

Rate: 2.89
Nurses' Sexy Web Site Too Hot To Handle
Two Phoenix nurses, husband and wife, who starred in their own sexy Web site have...
Published : 10.16.1999

Rate: 2.91
Vote To Shut Down 'Voyeur Dorm'
A city zoning board has voted to pull the plug on Tampa's Internet Voyeur Dorm...
Published : 10.15.1999

Rate: 3.21
Friendly Skies Get Higher
Someone got the jump on the city's plan to grow wildflowers along O'Hare Airport runways to...
Published : 10.14.1999

Rate: 3.49
Man Accused Of Driving Wife Over Cliff In Van
A man who told police his van accidentally rolled off a 300-foot (90-meter) cliff...
Published : 10.13.1999

Rate: 3.06
Transvestite boxer to show Argentina swing or two
Transvestite Thai kick boxer Parinya Kiatbusaba has agreed to show his art on...
Published : 10.12.1999

Rate: 3.03
Bursting beer bottles biggest beef in China
Bursting beer bottles killed five people and injured 52 in China in the...
Published : 10.11.1999

Rate: 2.53
Dutch crematorium offers funerals live on Internet
A Dutch crematorium is offering live coverage of its services on the Internet for...
Published : 10.10.1999

Rate: 2.15
Ohio preschooler, toy truck take highway joy ride
A 6-year-old boy with a taste for the open road escaped from his Ohio day care center and took...
Published : 10.09.1999

Rate: 1.96
Police Capture Drug Dealing Monkeys
Bangladeshi police said Monday they had captured two monkeys trained to...
Published : 10.08.1999

Rate: 3.04
Bride left standing after the wedding
First he got hitched.Then he got handcuffed. Winston Swaggerty had just...
Published : 10.06.1999

Rate: 2.81
There is more than 1 way to cut the grass
After losing his driver's license on a drunken driving conviction
Published : 10.04.1999

Rate: 3.45
This 'Snake Surprise' Wasn't on the Menu
Hong Kong (AP) - Diners screamed in terror and leapt...
Published : 10.03.1999

Rate: 2.85
Gadhafi Calls 'Libya's Rocket' The Safest Car
Oh, yeah it's safe. Except for the annoying habit...
Published : 10.02.1999

Rate: 3.01
Pharmacy Robber Gets Cash, Viagra
Torrence, Calif. (AP) - An armed robber took $500 and...
Published : 10.01.1999

Rate: 2.90

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