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Runaway Train Takes 500 For A Ride
An Argentine train without a driver but with 500 passengers on board rushed out of...
Published : 05.28.1999
Rate: 3.11
Something Unexpected Emerges From Diaper
When Jill Furlough went to check on her sleeping 11-month-old baby Joshua, she was horrified to see...
Published : 05.12.1999
Rate: 2.77
Blind Man Arrested For Driving
Argentine police arrested a blind man driving a pickup truck with the help of...
Published : 05.11.1999
Rate: 2.92
Woman Hit By Baseball Gets Millions
A Florida woman whose nose was broken by a baseball thrown by a pitcher named...
Published : 05.08.1999
Rate: 2.95
Hitchhiking Robbery Suspect Gets Ride
A man who allegedly shot a woman during an armed robbery went hitchhiking in a...
Published : 05.07.1999
Rate: 2.98
Escapee Pops Back To Jail For A Visit
There were red faces in the New Zealand prison service when an escaped inmate...
Published : 05.06.1999
Rate: 3.01
He Lifts Beer Keg With His Whiskers
A Lithuanian brewer put his 32-cm long (12.60 inches) beard to good use when he...
Published : 05.05.1999
Rate: 2.88
Cooler Full Of Cash
Authorities rushed to a Miami-area hotel this week after a guest's cooler flipped open...
Published : 05.04.1999
Rate: 3.05
Cough If You Think I'm Guilty
An innocent man was locked up by mistake when a juror in a Welsh court...
Published : 05.03.1999
Rate: 3.07