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Improve Your Interview Skills
PEWAUKEE - Shelly Kleg tried her latest strategy for nailing that perf...
Published : 05.31.2000

Rate: 2.39
Belligerent Brides Storm Troop Local Retailer
LOS ANGELES - Bridal shops take heed; Hell hath no fury like an angry ...
Published : 05.30.2000

Rate: 2.83
Another Reason Not to Tamper With The Mail
MORGANTOWN, WV. - Of all the things to put in the mail, an animal shel...
Published : 05.29.2000

Rate: 3.46
Students Paid To Play
FULTON, MO. - The Information Age has caused an apparent reversal in t...
Published : 05.28.2000

Rate: 2.92
Ebay Auctions Go From Absurd to Gruesome
Buying a painting worth hundreds of thousands of dollars on eBay is simply silly, while trying to buy a kidney is illegal but
Published : 05.27.2000

Rate: 2.78
Suicidal Bridge Lampooned On Internet
ST. PETERSBURG - Largo resident Mike Straub pushed the depraved envelo...
Published : 05.27.2000

Rate: 3.42
Exorcism For Prison Inmate
FORT WORTH - Convinced that he was possessed by de...
Published : 05.26.2000

Rate: 2.59
Life-After-Death; And Stabbing
VANCOUVER - Three hundred people attended the Vanc...
Published : 05.25.2000

Rate: 2.67
Wife Runs Over Husband; After Church
COVINGTON, LA. - Sunday may be the Lord´s d...
Published : 05.24.2000

Rate: 3.07
Theme Paper Earns Student Suspension
BOSTON - It´s hard for administrators at the...
Published : 05.23.2000

Rate: 3.14
Beaver College Tired Of The Abuse
GLENSIDE, Pa. - It´s bad enough that the stu...
Published : 05.22.2000

Rate: 3.13
New Trial for Junk Food Felon
TEXAS - Currently serving 16 years for stealing a ...
Published : 05.21.2000

Rate: 2.62
Snore At Your Own Risk
DUBLIN - Prisoner Thomas Brady, 22, was stabbed to...
Published : 05.20.2000

Rate: 2.72
Going ´Postal´ Over Manicure
ST. PETERSBURG - Being a postal worker just became...
Published : 05.19.2000

Rate: 2.80
Thieves Yank ATM out Of The Ground
OGDEN, Utah - A couple of thieves came up with a c...
Published : 05.18.2000

Rate: 3.27
Big Mac Rules Foil Burglar
SYDNEY, Australia - The North Shore Times News cri...
Published : 05.17.2000

Rate: 3.38
Real Fake Newscaster Makes Debut
LONDON - Her name is Ananova; she has green hair, ...
Published : 05.16.2000

Rate: 3.21
Man Ruins Surprise Funeral
TOKYO - It was a hard day at work for a 60-year-ol...
Published : 05.15.2000

Rate: 3.11
Imposter Hoodwinks Medical Authorities
BONN, Germany - In one of the countries biggest me...
Published : 05.14.2000

Rate: 3.17
Hot Wheels Prompt Gunplay
STATESBORO - The difference between men and boys i...
Published : 05.13.2000

Rate: 2.96
Hamster Fashions For UK
LONDON - Conservative clothiers Gieves and Hawkes...
Published : 05.12.2000

Rate: 3.38
Wife Accused of Running Over Husband After Church
A wife who accused her husband of eyeing another woman during church services on Sunday was charged ...
Published : 05.12.2000

Rate: 3.29
Sidewalk Delivery
LOUISVILLE - A Kentucky inmate witnessed a woman g...
Published : 05.11.2000

Rate: 3.13
Runner Dies After Freak Hammer Accident
A teenage Czech athlete has died after being hit by a hammer in a freak accident at ...
Published : 05.10.2000

Rate: 2.97
The Proof Is In The Ordnance
TUCSON, Arizona - In order to prove that the schoo...
Published : 05.10.2000

Rate: 3.21
Man Smuggles Dead Father-In-Law on Bus
An English rugby fan dressed his dead father-in-law and tried to smuggle the body back...
Published : 05.09.2000

Rate: 3.25
Safe Canadian Sex
CALGARY - Finally, a study we can all learn from. ...
Published : 05.09.2000

Rate: 2.72
Hide Your Women...or Your Garden Gnomes
PARIS - It is no longer acceptable to malign or sl...
Published : 05.08.2000

Rate: 3.30
L´amour...Toujours L´amour
PARIS, France - Bizarre News scans the globe in se...
Published : 05.07.2000

Rate: 3.00
English Inventor Goes Down With Ship
LONDON, England - In yet another attempt to show w...
Published : 05.06.2000

Rate: 3.04

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