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Airplane Plays Emergency Message By Mistake
British Airways said a recorded emergency message had been inadvertently played during...
Published : 06.30.1999

Rate: 2.63
Naked Guys Outside The Palace
Five men were arrested after staging a demonstration outside Buckingham Palace...
Published : 06.29.1999

Rate: 2.85
Gangland Informer Sues Police
A gangland informant is suing New Zealand police for breach of contract...
Published : 06.28.1999

Rate: 2.90
A Big Wet One
Transvestite Thai kickboxer Parinya Kiatbusaba has promised his Japanese opponent a...
Published : 06.27.1999

Rate: 2.91
Just One More Drink PLEASE!
For the second time in just over a month, a transatlantic flight has been forced to land...
Published : 06.26.1999

Rate: 2.48
If Elected, She'll Pose Nude
Anke Van dermeersch, a lawyer who reigned as Miss Belgium in 1991, said...
Published : 06.25.1999

Rate: 2.95
Farm Workers Paid In The Wurst Way
Cash-strapped farmers in the central Estonian county of Jarvamaa have resorted to...
Published : 06.24.1999

Rate: 2.76
C'mon, I Promise I Won't tell
Australian Catholic clergy are threatening to boycott a popular beer brand over...
Published : 06.23.1999

Rate: 3.06
Bat Attacks Prompt Quarantine Alert
A rash of attacks by blood-sucking vampire bats prompted authorities to...
Published : 06.22.1999

Rate: 2.89
Transvestite Boxer Wants Bra For Next Bout
Transvestite Thai kickboxer Parinya Kiatbusaba wants to wear a bra for his...
Published : 06.21.1999

Rate: 3.04
Niagara: Liven Up The Libido?
A Swedish drink producer was urging Swedes to knock back a new concoction called...
Published : 06.20.1999

Rate: 2.90
No Really, We Just Want To Talk To You
A Japanese businessman who escaped from assailants who abducted and robbed him came...
Published : 06.19.1999

Rate: 2.94
Wait Till I Finish My Lunch!
A plane carrying 55 passengers circled an airport in western Scotland for...
Published : 06.18.1999

Rate: 2.94
Huge Withdrawal for 16 Year Old
At an age when many teenagers are just opening their first bank accounts, a 16-year-old...
Published : 06.17.1999

Rate: 3.03
Don't Forget to Wipe Your ...
The truth about Detroit's latest police mystery may never be known, because the evidence...
Published : 06.16.1999

Rate: 3.05
Let's Travel First Class
A Kazakh couple allegedly involved in financial irregularities were caught while trying to...
Published : 06.15.1999

Rate: 2.95
I Stress You To Death
A Florida woman was charged with provoking...
Published : 06.14.1999

Rate: 2.95
Runaway Elephant Takes Over Publicity Stunt
A publicity stunt by an amusement park company went awry when a two-ton...
Published : 06.13.1999

Rate: 3.05
An Apology For The Sophie Topless Photo
Britain's top-selling Sun tabloid apologized for publishing a topless picture of...
Published : 06.12.1999

Rate: 3.13
Woman Uses Breasts As Bird's Nest
A Norwegian woman is using the cleavage between her breasts as a ...
Published : 06.10.1999

Rate: 3.13
Teacher Who Stripped In Class Arrested
Los Angeles police have arrested a teacher who allegedly stripped in front of ...
Published : 06.09.1999

Rate: 2.97
Polly Wanted Too Many Crackers
A University of Wisconsin student has been charged with ...
Published : 06.08.1999

Rate: 2.97
Farmers Use Pigs To Break Police Line
Angry farmers in Trikala in central Greece burst through police lines with their pigs...
Published : 06.07.1999

Rate: 2.99
Police Hunt For 'Very Ugly Woman'
Police say they're hunting a "very ugly woman" suspected of a string of...
Published : 06.06.1999

Rate: 2.93
Ex-Marine Is The 'Naked Bandit'
A 41-year-old Allentown man known to police as "The Naked Bandit" pleaded...
Published : 06.05.1999

Rate: 2.92
A Quickie Now Made Quicker
A Colombian condom-maker has come up with a garment to help time-pressed lovers...
Published : 06.04.1999

Rate: 3.00
Can You Lend Me A Hand?
A former funeral home director was sentenced to one year in jail for...
Published : 06.03.1999

Rate: 3.05
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
Singapore's Board of Film Censors has drawn the line against racy British slang in...
Published : 06.02.1999

Rate: 2.94

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