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Shock Video Used to Scare Off Illegals
The Australian Immigration Minister has turned to shock tactics in a desperate attempt to keep illegal immigrants out...
Published : 06.30.2000

Rate: 3.37
Woman Dies After Seeing Fake Spears
ENDWELL, NY - Even the Beatles didn´t generate this much excitem...
Published : 06.30.2000

Rate: 2.74
Two Pounds Of Bologna In A One Pound Bag
MEXICO CITY - Paramedics were called to rescue an overweight lady who ...
Published : 06.29.2000

Rate: 2.82
Studies Show Gazing At Breasts Makes Men Healthier
This news is almost as good as hearing that red wine lowers cholesterol...
Published : 06.29.2000

Rate: 3.57
Bonfire of the Vanities
ROME, Italy - Italian TV station RAI reported that a group of devout C...
Published : 06.28.2000

Rate: 3.00
Bull With Flaming Balls Kills Man
A 70-year-old man was gored to death by a bull...
Published : 06.28.2000

Rate: 3.37
Say Goodbye To Beaver U.
PHILADELPHIA, PA - In a follow-up to our all-women´s Beaver Coll...
Published : 06.27.2000

Rate: 3.28
Personal Account: Man Versus Mower
My ex-husband was a drunk. Mostly this was no fun for me, but fate has a twisted sense of humor. One hot summer day I was ready to cut our grass. It was always a hard job because of all the trees ...
Published : 06.27.2000

Rate: 2.89
Town Takes Infamous Name
SOUTH PARK, PA - Hopefully, there´s no one named Kenny here. The...
Published : 06.26.2000

Rate: 2.83
Darwin Award: Two Avalanche Alaskan: Confirmed
I realize the Darwin Awards site is your baby, and you have to make decisions on what qualifies and what doesn't. But you would change your mind and accept the Avalanche submission if you had the whole story ...
Published : 06.26.2000

Rate: 2.96
Runaway Bride Takes The Cake
CROYDON, England - Cab drivers all over the world depend upon tips to ...
Published : 06.25.2000

Rate: 3.08
DUI Excuse a Piece of Cake
A grandmother's whisky-laced Christmas cake is blamed...
Published : 06.25.2000

Rate: 3.04
Mom Gives Kids Cold Shoulder Even After Death
BORDEAUX, France - It seems that Joelle and her brother Michel Leroy c...
Published : 06.24.2000

Rate: 3.09
Baby's got back! , with nipples

Published : 06.24.2000

Rate: 2.49
Watch What You Say!
WATERFORD TOWNSHIP, MI - All someone said was Hi, Jack! but at a subu...
Published : 06.23.2000

Rate: 3.33
Personal Account: Why Kids Leave the Farm
Since the local paper just listed this incident as a "farm accident" in the person's obituary, it's unconfirmed and will have to be listed under ...
Published : 06.23.2000

Rate: 3.00
Darwin Award: Fishman
The badly decomposed remains of Neil of Melbourne were discovered in a paddock near the Toolondo Reservoir. Neil's death was shrouded in mystery ...
Published : 06.22.2000

Rate: 3.38
So They Sell Different Kinda Tools
WEST PALM BEACH, FL - It´s nothing like Home Depot on the inside...
Published : 06.22.2000

Rate: 2.86
A Patent on Hyperlinks
British Telecom has decided to exercise it's right to a patent ...
Published : 06.21.2000

Rate: 2.90
Deer Found Taking Bubble Bath
HOWARD, PA - When Connie Beck and her husband awoke to strange noises,...
Published : 06.21.2000

Rate: 3.27
Personal Account: Compacted Ignorance
We nurses at the Wabash Valley Correctional Facility in Carlisle have to examine and treat any injuries that occur in the prison during our shift, no matter how outrageous ...
Published : 06.21.2000

Rate: 2.86
Darwin Award: Love Crushed Sex
Okeechobee County investigators believe the death of Bryan, 28, was related to his wife's habit of stomping rabbits and mice for sexual pleasure. Stephanie, 29, was sentenced to two years ...
Published : 06.20.2000

Rate: 2.95
Darwin Award: Baby You Drive Me Crazy
Full speed ahead! A young couple was killed in a freak car accident in Chieti this weekend. Germano and Franciska were discovered almost completely naked ...
Published : 06.19.2000

Rate: 2.94
Got Milk?
HANOI -- Even the cows have been getting high ...
Published : 06.18.2000

Rate: 3.29
A Heap of Hillbilly Help
MOUNTAIN VIEW, Arkansas - This is for readers around the globe who are...
Published : 06.17.2000

Rate: 3.13
Boy Shot for Using Sign Language
A boy using sign language while walking down a street with his deaf cousin was shot and wounded ...
Published : 06.16.2000

Rate: 3.00
Kids Will Be Kids
DUBLIN, Ireland - Law enforcement officials are not immune from being ...
Published : 06.15.2000

Rate: 2.91
Widow Turned Sleuth Catches Her Man
SOMMATINO, Italy - A recently widowed lady, Maria Gentile, has a techn...
Published : 06.14.2000

Rate: 3.16
Menage A Trois
Radio ménage à trois probed HELSINKI -- A Finnish ...
Published : 06.14.2000

Rate: 3.12
The Crown Jewels They Ain´t
LONDON - London´s Design Museum is revealing their new under-wea...
Published : 06.13.2000

Rate: 2.86

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