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Published : 07.31.1999
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Feces Painting Divides Art Lovers
German art lovers are turning up their noses at an abstract picture painted with....
Published : 07.16.1999
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S&M Diva's School Supplies Banned
A Rio de Janeiro judge has banned steamy school supplies depicting....
Published : 07.15.1999
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Don't Nag Me!
The psychology profession was rocked after renowned...
Published : 07.09.1999
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Septic Thief
When a California woman discovered a hose dangling from...
Published : 07.08.1999
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Actual Montana Laws
More reasons why Montana is backwards...
Published : 07.07.1999
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Butt Bug
The agent reportedly had told Marino the device was implanted...
Published : 07.07.1999
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Give me no Lip
A man was sentenced to five years probation Monday for biting off his wife's lower lip...
Published : 07.06.1999
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Bad Tarzan!
Mattel Inc. is changing the packaging of its Tarzan action figure...
Published : 07.06.1999
Rate: 3.16
New Type Of Chasity Belt
A man who thought his wife was cheating on him decided...
Published : 07.05.1999
Rate: 2.99
Please Let Me Win Once!
High roller, Frederick Beacham took the life of blackjack dealer...
Published : 07.05.1999
Rate: 2.97
Fecal Explosion Threatens City
The Honduran capital faces possible violent explosions of fecal matter due to...
Published : 07.04.1999
Rate: 2.82
'Cussing Canoer' Goes To Trial
Jury selection was scheduled to get underway in what has become known as...
Published : 07.03.1999
Rate: 2.85
Raunchy Karaoke Song Provokes Brawl
A raunchy karaoke performance at a saloon in east-central Florida sparked a...
Published : 07.02.1999
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