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"But we will bring the weapons and, of course—we will bring the information forward on the weapons when they find them. And that will end up—end all this speculation. I understand there has been a lot of speculation over in Great Britain, we've got a little bit of it here, about whether or not the—whether or not the actions were based upon valid information. We can debate that all day long, until the truth shows up." —Bush, unwavering in his certainty that one way or another WMDs will appear in Iraq Source: The White House, "President Bush, Prime Minister Blair Discuss War on Terrorism," July 17, 2003
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"When I was a kid I had a friend who worked in a radio station. Whenever wewalked under a bridge, you couldn't hear what he said."
— Steven Wright, Comedian
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#212 Galapagos turtles can take up to three weeks to digest a meal.
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so ugly she make onions cry.
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Q: What's the difference between a paycheck and your dick?
A: You don't have to beg a woman to blow your check.
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Don't you feel like
sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
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 Talk about brotherly love! | | By: Phantom | Published: 02/28/1999 | | |  |
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MT. CLEMENS, Mich. (Reuters)
A 17-year-old boy who
impregnated his 12-year-old sister was sentenced Thursday in a
Michigan court to six months in jail and six months of home
detention, local radio reports said.
Prosecutors had dropped first-degree criminal sexual conduct
charges after the boy pleaded guilty to the lesser charge of
fourth-degree criminal sexual conduct on the hopes that it would
allow him and his family to remain in the United States.
The family, which lives in the Detroit suburb of Sterling
Heights, Michigan, emigrated to Michigan from India last year.
Detroit radio station WWJ-AM
reported that the U.S. Immigration
and Naturalization Service planned to turn over the boy to
police following sentencing in a Macomb County court in Mt.
Clemens, north of Detroit.
Prosecutors were not available to comment.
The brother and sister had been sharing one of the bedrooms in
their parent's two-bedroom apartment when she became
pregnant, officials said.
In July 1998, the girl had a late-term abortion at a clinic in
Wichita, Kansas, when she was about 29 weeks pregnant.
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Casino Joke |
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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The Red sea was originally named the Reed Sea.
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