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MADRID (Reuters)
A poorly timed nap taught a Spanish
gas station attendant the high price of falling asleep on the
job.
When customers drove into the gas station in the northeastern
city of Tortosa in the pre-dawn hours and saw
the attendant had nodded off, they decided to fill up their cars
and call their friends to do the same.
The fuelling frenzy ended $1,000 later when police grew
suspicious after seeing a long line of cars in front of the
station.
"One of our patrol cars went in to fill up and saw the long
line which was odd at
that time," a spokesman for the
Catalan regional police told Reuters Wednesday. "The officers
went in and woke the man up but a lot of people had
already come and gone."
Adding insult to injury, the employee was arrested because he
was wanted by police on another matter.
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