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EL SEGUNDO, CA - Mattel Inc. is changing the packaging of
its Tarzan action figure after some people said the doll's
movements were sexually suggestive. Raising
the right arm of
the 12-inch-high "Rad Repeatin' Tarzan" switches on a
recording of his jungle yell. The problem is that the
spring-loaded arm can be pumped rapidly up and down from
Tarzan's chest to below his loin cloth, a motion that some
people call suggestive. Although nobody has complained to the
company, Tarzan's performance has been noted in messages on
some Internet chat rooms since the doll reached stores.
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