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A Kansas City computer worker was so bored with his office job that he quit and launched a business cleaning people's homes in the nude.
Glen Jarvis, owner of Butler in the Buff, told this week's edition of the Kansas City Business Journal he was paid $15 an hour to clean and polish without his clothes on. A self-described naturalist, Jarvis said he developed his business because it appealed to his own philosophy.
Before starting a new job, Jarvis said he met the customer to make it clear he was there just to clean. But customers - male or female - were free to watch him work.
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