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Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter
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"I'm a uniter not a divider. That means when it comes time to sew up your chest cavity, we use stitches as opposed to opening it up." -- Bush, on David Letterman, March 2, 2000. (the audience booed)
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"If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very very low crime rate."
— Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC
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Snapple Facts |
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#140 Holland is the only country with a national dog.
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Yo Mama ... |
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is so nasty the bitches teeth look like she got jumped by the Cavity Creeps!!!
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One Liners |
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Q: Why do the Alabama cheerleaders wear bibs?
A: To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.
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