"Dick Cheney and I do not want this nation to be in a recession. We want anybody who can find work to be able to find work."60 Minutes II, Dec. 5, 2000
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#79 There are 119 grooves on the edge of a quarter.
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is so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
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Q. What is the difference between a harley and a hoover? A. The location of the dirt bag.
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Silly Little Helpdesk Call
This is a mix of an irate guy calling a helpdesk line and the kids from South Park...
Format: Real Networks
Published : 01.11.1999
Rate: 3.07
Help, I Need A Bambulanz!
God damn deer bit me in the neck and kicked the ...
Format: Real Networks
Published : 01.02.1999
Rate: 1.86
Assorted Answering Machine Messages
A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So leave a message.
Published : 01.02.1999
Rate: 3.04
