"A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it." Source: Business Week Online, "A Gentleman's "C" for W," Richard S. Dunham, July 30, 2001
Random Quote
"The sign said "eight items or less". So I changed my name to Les." — Steven Wright, Comedian
Snapple Facts
#207 Before 1687 clocks were made with only an hour hand.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly she has to sneak up on a cup of water!
One Liners
Q: What's the difference between light and hard? A: You can sleep with a light on.
holy
(0 replies)
started by
bigjohn2
(11.10.2003 8:43:09 PM EST)
shit lmfao
great!
(0 replies)
started by
jonauc99
(03.14.2002 1:24:04 AM EST)
one of the funniest yet!
-=Jon=-
OMFG!!!
(0 replies)
started by
bigswifty
(12.10.2001 9:48:53 PM EST)
I had to hold on to my ass with both hands, and I still lost it!
No wonder those dolts in "Human Resources" seem to be so happy.
I'd call her in for a 1 on 1 interview, maybe even schedule some FACE TIME!
Thanks Rob, this was Great!
Would have been
(0 replies)
started by
beckdaddy
(11.16.2001 10:08:04 PM EST)
a great opportunity to schedule a retest...at the Red Rump Inn, lmao!
Great clip, Rob!
Nice Shot!
Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.
I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
Goofball Facts
Cyano-acrylate glues (Super glues) were invented by accident. The researcher was trying to make optical coating materials, and would test their properties by putting them between two prisms and shining light through them. When he tried the cyano-acrylate, he couldn't get the prisms apart.
Nice Shot!
