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Last Time We Saw Dad
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I've Been Promoted
They told me this position matches my skills much ...
Published : 11.05.2009

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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
I think it is a master piece. ...
Published : 11.04.2009

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Critical Swine Flu Prevention Tip:
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Published : 11.03.2009

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Heartstopping Vacations
Unbelievable! I'd need a vacation just to unwind. ...
Format: Microsoft Powerpoint
Published : 11.02.2009

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House For Sale
This is the best reason to sell your house, even if ...
Published : 11.01.2009

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It's Monday Again
And I just started my computer ...
Published : 10.31.2009

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Swine Flu
The effects go well beyond what we expected ...
Published : 10.30.2009

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I Have A Dream
But it is a very prosaic one ...
Published : 10.29.2009

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Thanks For The Advice
But I think I will pass this time ...
Published : 10.28.2009

Rate: 4.00
Define Laziness
That's exactly it, thank you. ...
Published : 10.27.2009

Rate: 4.00
The Punch Line
Oh boy - As a copywriter in a foreign country I see ...
Published : 10.26.2009

Rate: 4.09
More Reasons Why I Like...
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Published : 10.25.2009

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First Celeb Swine Flu Death! So Sad
First celebrity casualty of swine flu now confirmed ...
Published : 10.24.2009

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Thanks For The Warning
I bet you feel much safer ...
Published : 10.23.2009

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It's Monday Again
Someone hasn't awoken yet ...
Published : 10.22.2009

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Jobs That Suck
This is one ...
Published : 10.21.2009

Rate: 3.83
Witty Advertising
It does help you remember to never leave the house ...
Published : 10.20.2009

Rate: 4.00
Letter To Starbucks
I think he is totally right ...
Published : 10.19.2009

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Internet Contacts
Nothing is what it seems ...
Published : 10.18.2009

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It's extra sour too! ...
Published : 10.17.2009

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Gang Signs
No it's not cerebral palsy. Or is it ...
Published : 10.16.2009

Rate: 4.09
Getting Sh*tfaced
It's not as much fun as it sounds like. ...
Published : 10.15.2009

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Clothing Label
Check out the clothing label from a small US company...
Published : 10.14.2009

Rate: 4.17
Your Parents Hate You
They shouldn't have given you that piece of memory. ...
Published : 10.13.2009

Rate: 4.00
Ann Arbor is a Whore
Gotta love this sweatshirt. Very funny.
Published : 10.13.2009

Rate: 4.00
Biological War
You think you could survive? ...
Published : 10.12.2009

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Woodpecker
As far as Woodpeckers go, this has got to be the biggest ...
Published : 10.11.2009

Rate: 4.00
Fancy Some Cake?
With all my love. ...
Published : 10.10.2009

Rate: 4.00

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