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You Are Doing It Wrong
I think one of the two is the wrong lane. But don't ...
Published : 09.02.2010

Rate: 4.00
Your Parents Hate You
Nice toy! And I see they let your sister on the right ...
Published : 08.31.2010

Rate: 4.00
Acid Washed Jeans
Noone wears them anymore ...
Published : 08.29.2010

Rate: 4.00
Gimme a High 5
Ok then give me a three and a half ...
Published : 08.27.2010

Rate: 4.00
Childhood Obesity
Are there any problems porn can't solve? ...
Published : 08.25.2010

Rate: 3.73
For Your Beloved Child
It only lacks a bit of gray duct tape, because silence ...
Published : 08.23.2010

Rate: 4.00
There's A New Superhero In Town
And boy oh boy is he fruity ...
Published : 08.21.2010

Rate: 4.00
What's Going Here?
Someone please explain. ...
Published : 08.19.2010

Rate: 4.00
Picture Of Bush's Visit To Irak
Taken right after he said the war was over. ...
Published : 08.17.2010

Rate: 3.50
I'm Both Thirsty And Horny
Guess what I'm going to order ...
Published : 08.15.2010

Rate: 4.00
First Boat Launch
This was this guy's first boat and he was taking it ...
Published : 08.13.2010

Rate: 4.00
Better Than Sunscreen
As we get older it's so very important to protect ...
Published : 08.11.2010

Rate: 4.33
No Looting In Nashville
After the recent flooding, the looting was discouraged ...
Published : 08.09.2010

Rate: 4.00
Warning Sign
I'm sure many parents will take advantage of the offer. ...
Published : 08.07.2010

Rate: 4.00
Ideas Agaisnt The Crisis
Nothing should deter you from enjoying your convertible. ...
Published : 08.05.2010

Rate: 4.00
The Importance Of Knowing Languages
Particularly when choosing a name for your restaurant. ...
Published : 08.03.2010

Rate: 4.00
Smile For The Camera
Actually you know what? Don't ...
Published : 08.01.2010

Rate: 4.00
Congratulations Lady
You found the only sign in the whole parking lot. ...
Published : 07.30.2010

Rate: 4.00
Alcohol
The grand-daddy of regret ...
Published : 07.28.2010

Rate: 4.00
Ice Cream
Yummy, two scoops please. ...
Published : 07.26.2010

Rate: 4.00
Irish Sunglasses
Free pair when you forget dinner! ...
Published : 07.24.2010

Rate: 4.00
Perils of a Baptist Upbringing
As I walked down the busy sidewalk with my wife, knowing I was late for church, my eye fell upon one of those unfortunate, ragged vagabonds that are found in every city these days ...
Published : 07.23.2010

Rate: 4.09
A Delicious Cake
He cannot think of anything better in this world. ...
Published : 07.22.2010

Rate: 4.00
Warning Sign
I feel safer now ...
Published : 07.20.2010

Rate: 4.00
Great Father
I wonder what she thinks of daddy. Or how he explains ...
Published : 07.18.2010

Rate: 4.00
What The Hell Is That?
I mean the only valid thing there is the one on the ...
Published : 07.16.2010

Rate: 4.00
Photo of a Woman with Different Colored Boobs
I knew you would love it ...
Published : 07.14.2010

Rate: 3.92
Now, This Is My Kind Of Restaurant.
My kinda place! ...
Published : 07.12.2010

Rate: 4.00
Family Movie
Can't decide which of the two is more deadly. ...
Published : 07.10.2010

Rate: 3.73
Make It Official
Let's hope that way you will learn it too ...
Published : 07.08.2010

Rate: 4.09

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