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jerbear
(03.08.2005 2:19:43 PM EST)
if you pull its finger, she farts.
Go fascinate someone else.
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started by
mizike
(11.08.2000 5:50:42 PM EST)
I tried out for that hands part! Who got the job???
I think I'm gonna puke...
Heh heh...
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yusaku999
(11.08.2000 3:56:10 AM EST)
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I LIKE IT
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donut38
(11.08.2000 0:31:05 AM EST)
AND IF YOU PULL ON THE THUMB IT INFLATES LIKE A LIFE PRESERVER
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Anonymous Goofball
(05.27.2000 0:45:37 AM EST)
cute, very cute
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