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damn
(0 replies)
started by
bigjohn2
(08.12.2003 9:20:02 PM EST)
I know that sucks
if yall mo fuckas
(0 replies)
started by
pussyeater69
(06.18.2000 3:02:15 PM EST)
If yall mo fuckas lost your fuckin
keys yalled be some pissed of bitches too.
what the hell
(0 replies)
started by
ladyher
(06.14.2000 0:08:01 AM EST)
does a bear shit in the woods
N.F.I.?
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started by
STEERPIKE
(06.13.2000 3:07:44 PM EST)
Bag of shite.!
this sucks
(0 replies)
started by
rgnbull
(06.12.2000 11:10:04 PM EST)
man take this crap off, it sucks
Meet the new boss.......same as the old boss......
ugh
(0 replies)
started by
mnova99
(06.12.2000 12:41:32 PM EST)
Now this is just terrible. It's like some stupid poster you would see hanging in a high school.
Could've been better
(0 replies)
started by
spoiler
(06.12.2000 11:05:31 AM EST)
Does anyone actually see his keys? I sure don't. An obviously real pic, may have been funnier
I rate this: Not Bad
(0 replies)
started by
NakedCanuck
(06.12.2000 10:39:44 AM EST)
Isn't this how the Blair Witch Project started?
The Naked Canuck
Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
damn
(1 reply)
started by
KiddShady
(06.11.2000 11:44:04 PM EST)
I left my wallet in El Segundo.
I Try Doing Good, But Good's Not Too Good For Me.
stupid
(0 replies)
started by
Anonymous Goofball
(06.11.2000 10:05:39 PM EST)
what a waste of valuable bandwidth
TwentySeven
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started by
TwentySeven
(06.11.2000 4:37:54 PM EST)
And we ALL know how important keys are when you go hiking....
Woo-hoo!
(1 reply)
started by
nebber
(06.11.2000 0:41:36 AM EST)
I'm first. How did his keys get way over there?
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