"I've coined new words, like, misunderstanding and Hispanically." -George W. Bush, speaking at the Radio & Television Correspondents dinner, March 29, 2001
Random Quote
"I love Buffalo. It's got all the boredom of Canada, without the health insurance" — Triumph, the insult comic dog
Snapple Facts
#13 Cats have over 100 vocal chords.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
One Liners
Q: What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? A: So, you all play for the same team?
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